So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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