Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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