no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
