I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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