I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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