people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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