he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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