There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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