I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
this boner is exhausting
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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