Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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