If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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