Cold hands, warm shart.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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