He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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