You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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