Please, let me fuck your mom
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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