I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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