Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize