Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight