she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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