3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Sponge bath it is.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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