He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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