It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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