who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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