remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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