I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Is Oprah even human
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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