I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Another day, another engagement, another cat
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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