she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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