Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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