After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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