Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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