So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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