We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
