youre lurking in front of me
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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