She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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