I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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