even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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