Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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