it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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