Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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