I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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