Dual....:-)
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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