Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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