if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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