i may or may not be watching the land before time
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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