you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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