There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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