No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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