If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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