when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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