Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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