My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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