Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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