god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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