Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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