she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Text me some of your sweat
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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