got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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