Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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