Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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