i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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