I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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