I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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