kristin has been a bad kristin
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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