why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
