Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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