Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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